mangohalwa:

me about me: is she okay

showerthoughtsofficial:

Headphones indicate how advanced humans are. Many animals would quickly die if they were unable to hear outside, but we can disable our hearing just for entertaintment.

aquilacalvitium:

Me: *Walks through leaves*

Leaves: *crunch*

Me (externally): ☺

Me (internally): 🍂🎃🍁💀🍃👻🍁💀🍃🎃🍁🍁🎃🍃🍁👻🍃👻🍁💀🍂🍃👻🍂🎃🍁🍁👻🍃🎃🍁💀🍃🍁👻🍃🎃🍁💀🍃💀🍁💀🍃🍁👻🍃🎃🍁🍃🎃🍂👻🍁🎃🍃🍁👻🍃🍁🍃🍂💀🍃🎃🍁🎃🍁🍃🍂🎃🍁💀🍃🎃🍂👻🍃👻🍁🎃👻

bivirgil:

sorry-you-cant-handle-it:

pussysoupforthesoul:

“omg calling an underaged character gay or lesbian is really gross n inappropriate!! they’re a child?? no one should be projecting sexualities onto kids!”

animators:

This just in: kissing is not sex. News at 11.

Neither is gay people existing u weirdo

moonofficial:

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

sridevi:

bothgoth:

khofnak:

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

it’s cause it’s so expensive

muirin007:

realisenothing:

I’m not angry with you, I was being playful. I stabbed you with my fun knife